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Joke of the Day
"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"
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"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""
"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."
"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"
"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"