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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."
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"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."
"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"
"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."
"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."
"I'm an insomniac, and I fucking hate it... My friends sleep like a log and they love it, but when I try I have nightmares about lumberjacks."