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Joke of the Day
"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."
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"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""
"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."
"Feminists I'm not sure if this is a repost, but here it goes. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything."
"If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them."
"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
"I just spent several seconds trying unsuccessfully to delete a comma. Turns out somebody sneezed it onto the computer screen."
"""Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"" ""Well, alright."" ""Girl, I feel with my nerves."""
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"