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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."

"What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak."

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"

"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""

"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"

"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."

"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."

"So Aliens Arrive ""Earth has a species with advanced warfare, they seem intelligent."" ""No, they have it aimed at themselves."""