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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"

"Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone."""

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder."

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"

"Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--"

"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"

"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""