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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."

"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."

"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."

"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."

"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"

"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"

"Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment."

"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"

"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."

"Old man at the gym just told.me this one. Women asks me:""do you smoke after intercourse?"" I don't know, I haven't looked"