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Joke of the Day

"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing it's need to pee."

"Why do new Irish mothers keep dying? Because they lack taters"

"I wish Shaq named his daughter Shaqira."

"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."

"My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem... They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!"

"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."

"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."