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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"
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"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."
"Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*"
"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""
"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"
"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."