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Joke of the Day
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"
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"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."
"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"
"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"
"What's the best gift you can buy at Christmas? A broken drum, you can't beat it."
"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."
"Did you hear about the Lawyer who showed up to court without his attache? (original joke) Judge threw him out, said he didn't have a case."
"A magic genie granted a man one wish. ""I wish I had a dick that touched the floor"" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared."
"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"