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Joke of the Day
"Girl, do you work at Arby's? Because you've got a roast beef pussy."
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"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"
"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."
"Are you involved in ISIS? Because I'm falling head over heels for you."
"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"
"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."
"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet."