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Joke of the Day

"5: let's play the quiet game. Me: Okay 5: ready..? Start. Me: 5: Me: 5: whoever talks first is the loser."

"What's an avocado's favorite music? Guac N' Roll"

"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""

"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."

"I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party He was looking for a tight seal"