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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"What was Hitler's favorite sandwich? The Auschwich."

"Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast! - Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him"

"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"