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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"
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"I've been pro-immigration but if one more Mexican restaurant tries to charge me for chips and salsa, the deal's fucking off. Comprende?"
"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"
"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."
"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy."
"As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious."