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Joke of the Day

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race? He couldn't get a head."

"How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !"

"I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet"

"Why are so many ghosts alcoholics? Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!"

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."

"Lorena Bobbitt died :/ Car accident. Some dick cut her off."