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Joke of the Day

"Chinese Joke Got my blood results today turns out my blood type is A negative. My dad is going to kill me"

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"

"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"

"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"

"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"We gave you Nickelback and Justin Bieber. You responded with the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. Well played America, well played"