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Joke of the Day
"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"
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"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."
"I tried to tell the doctor I was constipated... She said I was full of shit"
"Give a man a gun Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."
"What do you call a tranny mailman? She-mail"
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex... ...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws."
"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"
"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."