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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"

"Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia? He was snowed-in."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"Why did the Chicken Cross the Basketball Court? He Heard the Ref was Blowing Fouls"

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."

"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."