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Joke of the Day
"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."
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"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."
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