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Joke of the Day
"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."
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"""i would like to propose a toast"" - slice of bread"
"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"some people want youtube to host the VMAs next year... i think there'd be too many ads :/"
"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."