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Joke of the Day
"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."
Next Joke
"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."
"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."
"If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them."
"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
"I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes."
"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."