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Joke of the Day

"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."

"""I can't take this shit anymore."" --a clogged toilet"

"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."

"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."

"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."

"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."

"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."

"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"

"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."