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Joke of the Day

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"

"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."

"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""

"Virginity is like a car Once you've had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either"

"Sometimes when I cum, I scream really loudly because people should knock before opening a bathroom stall."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"Daughter asked me, ""Dad, who is your favorite Queen?"" I said, ""Friddie Mercury"" And another one bites the dust."

"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"

"I was walking down the street one day and saw a young black man carrying a bike... And thought to myself ""is that mine?"" Then I remembered no. Mine's at home doing the dishes."