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Joke of the Day

"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"

"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"

"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"

"a girl told me ""ppl dont look at the sky anymor"" so i walked around looking up & it was beautiful & i bumped right into a kid lookin at bugs"

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."

"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"