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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
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"Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope? Pluto."
"Unlike most English people my girlfriend doesn't have bad teeth. She sold them."
"Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit."
"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"
"Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to."
"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."
"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"
"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."