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Joke of the Day

"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."

"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"

"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"

"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."

"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."

"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."

"I crossed the road, walked into the bar and changed a lightbulb. It was at that moment I realised my life was a joke."