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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."

"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"

"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"

"Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?"

"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."

"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"