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Joke of the Day
"Q: What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you? A: Five after one."
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"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""
"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"
"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."
"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"
"How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel."
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."