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Joke of the Day

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

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"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""
"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."
"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."
"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."
"You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher"
"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte."
"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."
"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."
"My blind friend texted me from his new phone today! It said ""gwi u dor srw ofjrd"""