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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""

"What is a statistician's favorite social media site? Histogram"

"How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts"

"Ignorant person: ""You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?"" Me: ""You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?"

"I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances."

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine."

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."