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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"

"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ............ And then another horse started having sex with it."

"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."

"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."

"Which president was least guilty? Lincoln, because he is in a cent."

"""It wasn't always easy growing up. Sometimes we had to wait .04 seconds for 9 million Google results to load."" - 2044 Presidential candidate"

"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"

"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"