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Joke of the Day
"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."
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"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."
"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."
"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."
"Abortions are like stains in my carpet. You don't want them to be seen, and you pay somebody to vacuum them out."
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."
"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."