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Joke of the Day

"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"

"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."

"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"

"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer Ash"

"Know why I pulled you over? ""No sir"" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha"

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"What sound will reddit make when it blows up? Nothing, it's just a website."