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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything because he won't come running anyhow."

"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""

"Jewish telegram: ""Begin worrying. Details to follow."""

"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"

"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Man texted: ""I want you to be my little angle."" I answered: ""Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?"" Two days have passed, no reply."

"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"

"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"