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Joke of the Day

"Know why I pulled you over? ""No sir"" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha"

"Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on."

"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"

"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."

"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"

"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"