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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"

"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"

"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"

"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."

"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."

"As a child I wanted to be a personal trainer but I ended up as a politician. At least I still convince absolute idiots that change is being made."

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""