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Joke of the Day

"""One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!"" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin"

"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"At a Starbucks job interview ""What is your name?"" -Alyssa ""Could you spell that, please?"" -L A R I S S A ""When can you start?!"""

"Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun."

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"I went to Oklahoma recently ,It was pretty ok"

"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"