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Joke of the Day

"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."

"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"

"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."

"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"A donut walks into a gas station... ...and asks for a pack of cigs. The clerk says, ""can I see your ID please?"" Then the donut says, ""Sprinkles"""

"All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house."

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They're illeagle."