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Joke of the Day

"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"

"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!"

"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."

"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""

"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."

"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."