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Joke of the Day
"I went to Oklahoma recently ,It was pretty ok"
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"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"
"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""
"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"
"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!"
"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."
"I am not an accident waiting to happen. I am an accident. Happening."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."