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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
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"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."
"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"
"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."
"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"[Jesus entering surf contest] Judge: What type of board will you be riding? Jesus: [looks at feet] They're using boards?"
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"
"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."