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Joke of the Day
"Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up."
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"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"
"I just want to rub all over you........ ........with the front end of my car."
"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"
"What did Shakespeare name his pet pig? Hamlet."
"Exercising Grandmother My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"All women are different. Yet none of them can drive."