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Joke of the Day
"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"
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"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"
"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."
"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""
"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."