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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"

"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"Where's the middle of nowhere? It's three letters in. ""H""."

"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."

"How is anal sex like your first car? It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway."

"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"