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Joke of the Day

"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."

"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."

"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"Doctor: ""Why is my waiting room empty?"" Judge: ""I hauled everyone off to court"" Doctor: ""You're trying my patients"""

"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"

"What do you call a big debate. A *Mass-Debate*"