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Joke of the Day
"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"
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"Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors"
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"I want to tattoo ""platform 9 and 3/4"" over my ass 'cause you wouldn't think you'd get in there but you can Edit:words"
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