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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."
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"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey"
"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"
"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."
"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"