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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."
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"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"
"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."
"My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, ""Which one do you want?"" I said I'd take either/oar."
"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"
"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"""
"Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?"
"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."