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Joke of the Day

"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."

"What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores? Spirits"

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."

"What do you call a person who is a bit of a jew? Jew-ish"

"The hardest part about eating a vegetable... Manipulating the wheel chair."

"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair!"