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Joke of the Day

"My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can."

"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"

"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."

"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."

"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."

"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"

"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"Did you hear the new classical piece of music commissioned by the church? It's called ""I slipped and fell in A minor""."

"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."

"Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions."