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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."

"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"

"the closest I've ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having sex in mid air"

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes."

"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"

"This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache."