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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."

"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, because they're not a full essay!"

"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

"So I was applying to be a time machine technician.. There wasn't any openings right now, but there may be in the future."

"A police officer with integrity"

"Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck"

"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"