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Joke of the Day

"Women are always complaining about wanting a boyfriend... And when I offer they act all repulsed and tell me to get out of their house before they call the cops for breaking in, women am I right?"

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"Threesome fun!!! I had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. I still had fun though!!!"

"Rain is just God listening to Bon Iver."

"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""

"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."

"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."

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