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Joke of the Day

"What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?"

"I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya."

"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"

"Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands."

"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."

"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."

"Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy"