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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."

"When I was a kid, I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Now I realize that it was just a fanta-sea."

"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters."