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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
Next Joke
"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."
"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"
"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."
"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."
"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"I would NOT want to have to pay Carly Rae Jepsen's phone bill."