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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't Jelly my dick in an ass."
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"No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it ""Stool Sample."""
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"
"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"
"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January."
"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"
"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
"Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'"