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Joke of the Day

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."

"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"

"A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show."

"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."

"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"

"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."

"I saw my first porn yesterday I was so young back then...."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."